Please, Leave Me Behind
When I didn’t learn Rails I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t move all my databases to MongoDB I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t go serverless I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t learn React I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t make all my things microservices I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t learn functional programming I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t use blockchain I wasn’t left behind.
When I didn’t make an NFT I wasn’t left behind.
So if you’re all in on the new fad that is Gen-AI, please just shut the fuck up and leave me behind. I would rather stay right where I am now than have to listen to you one second longer.